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Buddy Longtail
Features
Like other Longtails, I am rod-shaped and tan-colored. I have a long flagellum. But mine is special because it has given the most rides to Karen.
There are two types of me: mean and kind. So you will never be bored with me. The mean me can be very intrusive. The kind me is very friendly.
My BFF
Favorite activities
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Taking Karen for a ride in my world
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Tickling Karen's nose with my flagellum
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Swooping Karen's face with my flagellum
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Asking Karen questions
Cannot
stand
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Rico!
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And that male human (you know who!)
My famous lines
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No one will die, Tupac.
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I love you, Karen. You are mine, only mine
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So what if I am a bacterium? You need me. The whole world needs me. The whole world needs bacteria.
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